Meanwhile, I just want a goddamn space truck driving simulator.
They’ll sell you the dream of that, like they’ll sell you the dream of being a space airline flight attendant mixing cocktails for irate and fussy passengers (I am not fucking joking there)
or a space reporter getting the big scoop with a spaceship with a big space camera on it. Or a space hacking ship with a special hacker computer on it that doesn’t do anything yet but trust in the plan
I gotta practice my dad jokes.
They’ll sell you the dream of that, like they’ll sell you the dream of being a space airline flight attendant mixing cocktails for irate and fussy passengers (I am not fucking joking there)
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14801-Introducing-The-Genesis-Starliner
or a space reporter getting the big scoop with a spaceship with a big space camera on it. Or a space hacking ship with a special hacker computer on it that doesn’t do anything yet but trust in the plan
My brother in Christ, it’s a digital download, what the actual fuck is in stock?
It implies urgency and fear of missing out. It gets the people going.