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Oh my wife, oh my dead wife! Waaah. James is a total wimpy beta male wife guy.

Mary is ugly looking and she’s dying and coughing and shit and it’s gross, her boobs are small.

Angela is ugly too and doesn’t want to have sex with you.

Maria is hot looking but her boobs are smaller than a D cup so she’s a feminist.

Was Konami always this woke?