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Stop comparing programming languages Python is versatile JavaScript is powerful Ruby is elegant C is essential C++ Java is robust
minus-squarechraebsli@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down1·6 months ago PHP is old HTML is NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!! CSS is ︎ ︎ ︎ not alig- ︎ ︎ ︎ ned
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down1·6 months ago PHP is old Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛
minus-squareGuydht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down4·6 months agoI’m guessing they meant “old” as in “no one uses it anymore, it’s dead”
minus-squareasyncrosaurus@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·6 months agoMeanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down2·6 months agoDon’t tell my bosses that. Or the PHP community as a whole for that matter. Then I might have to get a real job.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·6 months agoI’m sorry. If you exclude the millions of sites using it, it is virtually unused.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoThe year they both came out (1995) I was coding in Visual Basic 3. Ack.
minus-squareDacoTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·6 months agoModern php is not bad actually. Still kinda slow and dangerous, but A LOT better than it used to be :') That said, i wouldnt build a web service with php still lol
minus-squarechraebsli@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoActual definitions (my opinion): HTML is website CSS is style JS is everywhere SQL is data Python is simple PHP is backend Markdown is README YAML is config
︎ ︎ ︎ not alig-
︎ ︎ ︎ ned
Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛
I’m guessing they meant “old” as in “no one uses it anymore, it’s dead”
Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.
Don’t tell my bosses that. Or the PHP community as a whole for that matter. Then I might have to get a real job.
I’m sorry. If you exclude the millions of sites using it, it is virtually unused.
The year they both came out (1995) I was coding in Visual Basic 3. Ack.
Modern php is not bad actually. Still kinda slow and dangerous, but A LOT better than it used to be :')
That said, i wouldnt build a web service with php still lol
Actual definitions (my opinion):