“The statement is true – I did not commit any war crimes, and Israeli soldiers do not commit war crimes. I signed because I didn’t want to create problems, and because this form means nothing,” he was quoted as saying.

Bro just admitted to being a war criminal

Cop a gandah on deez nuts

I’m flattered, but I don’t date owls.

Remember when they chopped that journalist into little pieces and everyone was like “damn that sucks please don’t do it again but no pressure though”

There’s some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I’m sure of it.

60, he was even worse back then

Dammit I walked straight into that one

Y’all talking about puritanism as if the reason for the volcel police isn’t to make sure our precious bodily fluids aren’t sapped and impurified.

Dear Fred, I need money for Indomie.

Your K.M

Better 60 years too late than never

Pictured: Average Texas gay bar

His successor also died of natural causes

In the sense that’s natural to do this to fascists.

Shoutout to Nier for somehow doing this in the same game

Well always have famous twink Geraldo of Rivia

He’s already Executor, so he’ll only need Jury left.

Billy Corgan voice The cat is a vampire

Now to be fair, they’re both Epstein guys.

This one is my favorite