Nacarbac [any]

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Cake day: June 28th, 2023

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  • Earth Defense Force 6. It’s great - wave after wave of mysterious monsters (ants, wasps, spiders), basically humans (frog-people), and hideous non-humans (greys), now with more robots and terrifying demon gods.

    But it’s one to play after playing Earth Defense Force 5, because it does have an actual plot - well, a mashup of monster b-movie tropes that somehow manages to be impressively grim and cheerfully absurd. It’s just that it mostly assumes you’ve played EDF5 as it only cherry picks a few notable line. A lot of levels are some of the better levels of EDF5 with a twist, and since the game itself isn’t a dramatic upgrade in mechanics (though there are a lot of little improvements) it’s not worth skipping 5.

    It does need more Crazy Space Laser Lady GOD though. She’s the best.




  • I can’t quite pin it down, but maybe the BG3 characters felt a bit “glossy” compared to Owlcat’s? Or perhaps it’s a side effect of voice acting making complex conversations drag, and lose a lot of the descriptive depth that text allows - not that they did a bad job of it!

    I didn’t really like any of the characters in WotR or BG3, but in WotR they felt more interesting - ah! Part of it was definitely that all the BG3 characters were like a parody of inappropriate backstories, “You would know me as Fuckslayer the Legendary Badass, Level 1”, “I’m actually an Archmage, but I got knocked out in a cutscene and all my XP fell out of my pockets”.


  • Yeah, it just isn’t happening without a massive cooperative effort over generations. Not just the time for each generation of volunteers to be monitored, but also the work needed to address age-related entropy that isn’t purely “lifespan” - no point splicing yourself into tortoise-person if you spend the next three hundred years as Joe Biden.

    That’s a selfless undertaking for tens of thousands who will never see the benefits and might suffer some real nasty side effects. Leaving aside whether or not it should be done in the first place, it’s just not compatible with the Rich Man Afraid of Hypothetical Screaming Void impulse which drives modern life extension nowadays.





  • It’s definitely doable in Star Trek, though non-essential genetic engineering inside the Federation is one of their few holdout prejudices.

    There are other ways - it’d probably be “fairly easy” to rig a transporter into the holodeck, cross a few wires, and be uploaded into the machine, because the safety manual for both of those is just the sentence “do not turn on, if you turned it on back away from the console, if you did not back away: pray” repeated a thousand times in progressively larger letters.