• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    PUT THAT DISGUSTING WATER BACK IN THE TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS! LIKE ALL REAL MEN I ONLY DRINK PRIME HYDRATING ENERGY DRINKS AND FIREBALL CINNAMON WHISKEY!!!

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      2 months ago

      DANG, I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. I ONLY DRINK MOTOR OIL 'CUZ IT’S SO REFRESHING AND 'CUZ I CAN SHARE WITH MY HOG. AROOOOOO!

  • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    THIS FUCKIN COMMUNITY MAKES ME THINK OF SALTY HARLEY RIDERS THAT HANGOUT AT ALE HOUSE WEARING THEIR LEATHER VESTS WITH THEIR POW/MIA PATCHES, WHICH THE MAJORITY OF THOSE MFERS DODGED THE VIETNAM DRAFT. AROOOOO CRANK THAT HOG FOR POSERSSSS!!!