• Rose Thorne@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Thank you for your adoption of a Gremlin. The standard model enjoys pets, food, high places, wherever is most inconvenient at the moment, and warmth.

    From the eyes, it appears you have a C-model. This means it is powered by a secret stash of cocaine you will never be able to find, and may cause zoomies or sudden awareness of any Greeble infestations.