I RECENTLY REPLACED THE FLOORING IN MY KITCHEN. THERE WAS A SMALL CAVITY UNDER ONE OF THE FLOORING TILES SO I STUCK A GROCERY STORE FLYER UNDERNEATH.
EXTRA THIN STRUCTURAL SHIMS.
I NEVER DO THINGS INCORRECTLY THE GROUND TREMBLES FROM MY PREDIABETIC FATASS
PAYING AN EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO CRANK YOUR MF’ING HOG, BROTHER.
MAKE SURE TO USE SCREWS IN THE SUBFLOOR INSTEAD OF NAILS. THAT WAY THE NAILS CAN’T BACK OUT AND CAUSE YOUR FLOOR TO SQUEAK. NOBODY LIKES A SQUEAKY FLOOR BROTHER!
AWOOO, MISSED THE POSTS OF OTHERS CRANKIN IT!
SAME BROTHER AROOO!
Fuck you for bombing Laos.
IN THE PACK WE USE OUTSIDE VOICES!
I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS YELLING BUT ANYWAYS JUST BECAUSE JOISTS ARE LEVEL DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE IN PLANE
THE HOUSE I LIVE IN WAS BUILT IN 1915 AND SOME OF THE FLOOR BOARDS ARE VERY SOFT AND MUSHY NOW. THERE IS NO SUBFLOORING SO I WORRY ABOUT FALLING THROUGH ALL THE TIME AND THE LANDLORD IS LIKE 🤷♂️ WELL YA THAT’L HAPPEN IN AN OLD HOUSE 🤷♂️
IF YOU CAN GET IT I WRITING THAT YOUR LANDLORD WON’T DO ANYTHING YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO AFTER HIM AND/OR HER FOR DAMAGES UF ANYTHING HAPPENS. I AM NOT A LAWYER HOWEVER AROOOO!
THANK YOU I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND!