Have an audience to sell to advertisers
make using your shit as inconvenient as possible to the audience
scare off the advertisers
charge the audience
yep, its neural link brain time
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Don’t call it X
The x social media platform hosted at www.twitter.com
The unpronounceable glyph, 𝕏, representing the social media site formerly known as Twitter.
Counterpoint: do call it x. Calling it by the new brand will kill it faster than calling it the name with brand recognition.
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Circling the drain. Reminds me of that Simpsons ep when Bart called Australia to check which way water drains.
Why does he look so bad these days? Is he an alcoholic now or something?
He’s 52 and he’s obviously had a heap of cosmetic surgery to look young.
Contrary opinion here, I’d support this. Would get rid of majority of bots. Probably most idiots too.
I support it because it will be the final nail in twitters coffin
