About 7.5 million “Baby Shark” bath toys are being recalled after multiple lacerations and puncture wounds were reported in children playing with them.
owwwy sharp (do do do-do do-do do do)
That reminds me that I need to find an r/nottheonion alternative on here.
That “TRY ME” reads like a warning, I guess those kids couldn’t read
That was the first thing I saw as well, lol. Actually reads more like a warning than an innocent: “Try me out :)”
Sharks are evolving. They used to only bite people, they’ve moved up to stabbing.
"Twelve injuries have already been reported with Zuru’s full-sized Robo Alive Junior Baby Shark Sing & Swim Bath Toys — after children sat or fell on the now-recalled products. Nine of these cases required stitches or medical attention, according to a Thursday release from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. "
Ouch.
With this logic shouldn’t all of the lego brick be recalled and destroyed in the mount Doom?!?!?!
It’s a shark. They knew what they were getting into. If they didn’t want danger, they’d have bought a duck or something.
Someone just made this up so that they could get it away from their kid, didn’t they?
I jest, but that would be funny.
This really belongs in c/nottheonion….
