Chat, is this real? 
Edit: I’m a rube - it’s fake. :-(
“and he’s going to do anything I tell him to do” might be powerful enough to resurrect UlyssesT
We really need him to give just one last post.
Does somebody have that Upside down Elon pic from when he did the X jump?
Thank you comrade
I’m on my knees praying that g_d (or trump) will do something rly funny
The “Night of Long Knives: America Edition” will be more hilarious than tragic, and might actually help the world a miniscule amount.
Edit: I’m a rube - it’s fake.
Ah, but will Trump think it’s fake? We may be rubes (I believed it too), but Trump is an actual idiot.
…Could we astro-turf it as something he posted but then removed and removed all record of it? If he believes it, very funny shit would def ensue.
I don’t think this is real
Yeah, I’m trying to find it, but I refuse to make an account. Anyone willing to dive into the cesspit?
im pretty sure its fake, you can search posts on xcancel and nothing shows
Scrolled through his feed on xcancel, it’s fake
Fuk… I have dreamed a dream.
It would be really funny if a Hexbear started making ever so slightly more deranged takes on Elon’s account, to the point Elon started taking credit for them
If this was real, he wouldn’t even make it a single mooch
Lol, I forgot that unit of measurement of time.
and he’s going to do anything I tell him to do
He’s so going to die lol, there’s no way Trumps reading this and not going
modeElon falling from 7th floor hotel window incoming?
Wish I could edit video, I’d put their faces in.
none of the bot links have tracking attributes
Ah, thanks for clarifying!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hey Elon, how come you own such a beautiful rocket company, but you never went up yourself? Don’t you want to see the world you made?Would love to see an oligarch that lost a loved one to an EEEEElon machine put “Kill Musk” as a condition of inheritance into their will.
Anyone have truth social? It would be very funny if hexbear had a hand in US politics
![[Fake news :'(] LMFAO! Count down to Elon dying in a firey helicopter crash!](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d7fcd09e-b508-4845-9267-81139f71d96d.jpeg){kind=link}