Just look at them folks, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Disgraceful, absolutely disgraceful. These nasty Tenno, they use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. More and more Orokin are saying it. Only I, Donald J Trump, know the true power of the Void. My ear was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me, folks. Beautiful. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these communist creatures, they are being led by a false socialist prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, folks come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. Guess what? Not happening. Folks, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void, bigly. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time, folks. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. Low energy. Sad. But I, Donald J Trump, will cleanse this place of their impurity. My crowd sizes were the greatest in the world…

Comrade Umbra