Don’t forget you’re here forever

Pictures of your family set to bodies by drowning pool. Tow the line - or else.

/nottheonion

This is so comically evil that if I wrote it into a cyberpunk novel people would complain that it’s too much of a parody

We hope your mood improves and we value all our employees like famiily. Remember - we hold your family’s tepid financial security hostage if your performance slips.

Looks like we getting cyberpunk

Joke’s on them, my favorite song is Break Stuff and I hate my family.